ECW…have you heard of it? Because up until this weekend, I
had no clue what it was.
It stands for Extreme Championship Wrestling (yes,
wrestling). How do I know this you ask? Because I was there. Saturday night. At
the ECW Reunion Show.
I went with the hubby, his brother, and his brother’s
girlfriend. Thank gosh she was there, otherwise I would have been the only
woman in the place. I’m not into wrestling, but obviously I begged the Hubster to let me go with him because....well…just because. I will never make that
mistake again.
So ECW. Its not just like wrestling that you see on TV
(although in the late 90s it was apparently), but with this type there are no
rules. I never knew what the rules in regular wrestling were, but let me just
give you a few examples of how this type works. Htting each other with folding chairs. Slamming each
other into a railing. Jumping off of ladders. And so on…and so on…and so on…All
acceptable moves in the ECW. And its all fun and games until someone gets smacked
over the head with a picture of my face. Yes, you heard me correctly.
REWIND….
So back in college, the hubby was in the Army overseas, and
had gifts sent directly to me for my birthday or holidays or whatever without seeing
them first. One particular gift that he sent me was a canvas portrait of myself.
Weird right? Well, the seemingly simple photograph (and a good one of me if I
do say so myself) that he uploaded to the portrait website for the order was
butchered by the portrait company into something with three chins, weird teeth, and a slew of other oddities. It was supposed to
be something like an Andy Warhol piece, but the company was obviously confused about what an
Andy Warhol piece actually looks like.
So I get the picture in the mail, thank the hubby for it (I
didn’t want to be rude), put it in the
back of my closet, and forget about it.
FAST FORWARD to 2011….
I was cleaning out my closet one day and came across the “portrait.”
The hubby was with me, and I wish I had a photograph of what his face looked
like. IT. WAS. HILARIOUS.
It then became an inside joke for us. He asked if he could
have the picture back, and that was the end of it…or so I thought….
Then it started showing up in places randomly……the
wall of someones house….a halloween party decoration…..the Hubby’s bachelor party
on the docs crabbing…..
Its most recent appearance was this past weekend. TWICE.
First at my work happy hour (because the hubster JUST HAD to try and embarrass
me with my new team) and then again at the ECW show. It was supposed to be the
demise of the picture.
The plan was to get the picture to one of the wrestlers as
they were going on, and then have them smash it over each other’s heads. Kind
of like “going out with a bang.”
Well.
We got it to the wrestlers. They even used it as a weapon
against each other. BUT THE DANG THING WOULDN’T BREAK!!!!!! I swear it’s the
curse of me, and it will be around forever. It’s a little dented, but the
canvas wasn’t even torn. UN. BE. LIEVABLE.
I wish I had a better picture to show you, but all I have is this picture of the Hubster holding it up before the show (I promise I will get better at taking pictures!):
So in a nutshell, that was my weekend. What have you all
been up to? Does anyone else have a weird item that seems to follow them around
through life???